You can study and get any certificates.
But you cannot get your own DEATH certificate
(......by Dracula).

You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection,
But when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
(...... by Mr. Bean).

You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an Engineering college......
You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a
President's College
(...... by Mr. Premadasa).

Mechanical engineers can 'bcom' a Mechanic but�
A software engineer can-not 'bcom' a Software
(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).

You can find tea in a tea cup...
But cannot find world in a world cup
(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).

You can find keys on a key board but�
you cannot find mothers on a mother board
(....... by Sunil Perera-Gypsies)